“She and I are going to have some gorgeous children,” replied Ctrain. I would love to see more of this chivette,” commented Sol Jeff on a post of Chivettes.
See also: “An arched back is such a grand and glorious curve (33 Photos).” This sometimes gets uncomfortable. ( #ChivettesBoredAtWork is a thing now.) On-site, “There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (112 Photos)” is a typical headline.
#KEEP CALM CHIVE ON FULL#
Most of these pictures seem self-submitted Twitter is full of them, as well. The Chivettes section gets pride of place on the website. (See: “Donald Trump’s $10,000 tip” and the infamous “Girl Quits Job By Dry-Erase Board.”) Fittingly, then, the site’s offerings for advertisers include not just display advertising but the ability to take hoaxes “viral” and run pre-roll against the videos. According to the site’s analytics, 3 out of 4 Chive users are male, and most are between the ages of 18 and 34. Needless to say, the website’s taste is bro-ish and sophomoric. Recurring features have names like FLBP (future lower back pain), Hump Day, Burnsday (that’s burn your bra Thursday), and Frisky Friday. There are also plenty of photos of half-naked women, photo galleries of animals making dumb faces and people horrifically crashing their BMX bikes. The Chive is, on its face, a collection of funny pictures culled from around the web. It received more than 8 million global unique visitors in June, according to Quantcast - more than 9 million by internal numbers. The Chive, if you don’t know it, is bigger than NPR, Salon, Jezebel, or The Onion (no relation). Chive gear is how Chivers - and Chivettes, their female counterparts - identify each other in the wild. Likely he has a “KCCO” phone case, towel, beer cozy, or bumper sticker. If you spot a Chiver, he’s probably wearing Bill Murray’s face on a t-shirt, or the phrase “Keep Calm and Chive On” somewhere on his body or social media profile.
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